Lesson three; ginslags of the animal kingdom

We can learn much from the animal world, notably, how to achieve ginslag when in the wilderness. This skill can come in handy when camping or indeed trekking in darkest Peru.

Conversing with felines is one of the more essential skills in the ginslag repertoire. We can learn much from them, and if a budding ginslag ever doth find themselves in a tight spot, a passing cat will gladly lend a paw.

Cats are the ginslag's natural allies, they are furry and sensuous and more importantly can lick their own genitals, which would make a neat party trick.

Study this video carefully, note the cat's motivation; intonation and raw sex appeal.



Practice these few simple phrases often, perhaps in the company of family or friends and soon you will nevermore go hungry as ramekins of delicious meow mix are flung your way by ardent admirers.

The next stop on our wizard tour of the animal kingdom is the dog.

The humble dog may at first appear simple in nature, or even stupid. This is all part of their master plan. In truth, dogs are masters of the universe's most guarded secrets and have even perfected the art of ginslag sex. Here two of the most highly respected dog professors in the world demonstrate the art of ginslag during coitus.



Note the positioning, the careful arcs and graceful waves. The gentle dismount, and prudent eating of the evidence are both hallmarks of ginslagian professionals. Facial expression is key. We can learn much from the dog, a true ginslag will never underestimate a canine chum.

Finally, if in desperate need of a ginslag at the zoo. Turn to the primate community for instant relief.



Good luck and godspeed.